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Subject: UKSF North vs South punch-up - sign up here.
From: Doc Gonz0 <postmaster@127.0.0.1>
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 1999 16:49:49 +0100

>On Thu, 23 Sep 1999 18:48:52 GMT, "Rich Hunter"
><richjhunter@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>Doc Ronnie 0'Brien <Postmaster@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>>news:37ea70f8.3778573@news.dircon.co.uk...
>>> So tell me how the UKSF ferret-fancier's piss-up plans are
>>> progressing?
>>
>>You Southern Jessies don't stand a chance!
>
>Right on! Down with floppy hair, leather pants and poofy cocktails!


You want our leather pants down, eh? Fucking northern poofs.
I *knew* all that fake machismo was over-compentating...

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Rich Hunter wrote in message ...
>Doc Ronnie 0'Brien <Postmaster@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>news:37ec1dd7.1015945@news.dircon.co.uk...
>> On Thu, 23 Sep 1999 23:36:30 GMT, "Rich Hunter"
>> <richjhunter@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >Doc Ronnie 0'Brien <Postmaster@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>> >news:37ea92f8.12484188@news.dircon.co.uk...
>> >> On Thu, 23 Sep 1999 19:34:01 GMT, "Rich Hunter"
>> >> <richjhunter@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >Doc Ronnie 0'Brien <Postmaster@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>> >> >news:37ea7d0e.6873710@news.dircon.co.uk...
>> >> >> On Thu, 23 Sep 1999 18:48:52 GMT, "Rich Hunter"
>> >> >> <richjhunter@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >Doc Ronnie 0'Brien <Postmaster@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>> >> >> >news:37ea70f8.3778573@news.dircon.co.uk...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> So tell me how the UKSF ferret-fancier's piss-up plans are
>> >> >> >> progressing?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >You Southern Jessies don't stand a chance!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yerravvinalarf, intcha? One punch and those malnourished,
>> >> >> calcium-deficient bones will shatter like glass.
>> >> >
>> >> >Finkyourarddoya? One swift kick to the head, and those few remaining Cockney
>> >> >brain cells won't function enough to even utter the word 'Geeza'.
>> >>
>> >> Yeah, like you bunch of TB ridden illiterates could lift your foot
>> >> above waist level.
>> >
>> >A lot more than your shower of HIV infected up-hill gardners could throw a
>> >punch.
>>
>> We don't need to - we'll just get our butlers and valets to kick the
>> living shit out of you.
>
>To have the kind of quality butlers and valets to defeat is, you'd need to
>be a James Bond-style criminal multi-billionaire.

Well, duh. We are. Obviously. They give out white cats and
outrageous central European accents with packets of
cornflakes down here.






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