UKSF regulars will be celebrating the news that they have some of the
biggest cocks on Usenet, after the celebrated football group made the Top 10
list for the first time since their creation, beating off competition from
around 80,000 other active groups.

With an average erect penis measuring it at just over four inches, UKSF
storm into the table at No. 9, ahead of such groups as alt.fan.seinfeld and
uk.teens.advice.

Their recent surge up the table is thought to be due to the recent signings
of Tommocubed and A-train. Both of whom are particularly well-endowed, and
who significantly boosted the average length.

DECEMBER 2002 TABLE

1. rec.music.artists.springsteen 12.0"
2. alt.sex.pedo 10.4"
3. soc.religion.quaker 10.3"
4. wales.sport.rugby-union 9"
5. wales.sport.rugby-league 6.8"
6. 3dfx.glide.linux 5.8"
7. alt.food.ice-crean 4.5"
8. alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.big-cocks 4.4"
9. uk.sport.football 4.1"
10. uk.rec.competitions 3.9"

BTN