"Tommo ³" <sickof@spam.ta> wrote in message
news:b65fm6$8g3$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
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> "Victoria Barrett" <vbarrett@the-beach.net> wrote in message
> news:51bc8vkerm9lob97k26q1i9sduh8f4gdm7@4ax.com...
> > Since music seems to be something both are newsgroups do very well,
> > I'd like to ask which songs have you heard about football?
>
> I can only think of Nana Mascouri's 1970's classic, Who's The Bastard In
The
> Black.

*lmfao*

Also, Stealers Wheel's "Stuck In the Middle" was definitely written by
Steven Gerrard and aimed at Scholes. Clearly not impressed with Sven's
stubborn refusal to play three at the back in 1973, he writes....

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I knacker my groin
And I'm wonderin' who the fuck threw that coin.

Dyer to the left of me
Beckham to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, I'm all over the place.

Dyer to the left of me
Beckham to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Well, we started pretty badly
And it's kinda gone downhill since then,
And you wake up in the morning,
And every fucking paper says, "Sven.......Sven".

Tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to keep the ball on the floor,
We don't seem to try that hard anymore.

Dyer to the left of me
Beckham to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Joe
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Did you miss a digit off Joe's score?