It emerges tonight that the uk.sport.football newsgroup could be shut down
following the murder of Jane Longhurst.  It is argued that Ms Longhurt's
killer often read the offending newsgroup where he formed the sick ideas of
sucking otter cocks, fisting, humiliating women with bukkake, continually
using the word cunt, felching, having anal sex, taking part in homosexual
gang bangs, publically wanking, forcefully flashing women's pert breasts,
spanking, body piercing and burying used and abused fuck partners under the
patio, all while taking part in excessive drinking and drug taking.

Mr Ben Nunn, UKSF manager stated, "Granted we like to fuck in
strange and different ways, unlike you vanilla cuntformist cuntwanks might I
add, but we've never suggested that anyone should be murdered, dismembered
and each gaping cavity filled with hot salty sperm."

However, this reporter has found many such references in what is known as
the UKSF Archive.  In fact it seems Nunn and his cronies very much support
brutal murder and hot fuck sex.  It seems almost certain that the full force
of the law will be brought down on UKSF for insighting hardcore violence and
cock antics.  Surely shutting down this degrading filth pit can only serve
the public good.

The Daily Mail has reportedly exploded in the furore.

JdS