On 11 Apr 2005 06:01:39 -0700, "vladikavkaz"
<vladikavkaz@fuckyou.co.uk> wrote:

>to mention the result on Saturday, so I won't.

Good grief, it's like Day of the Dead.

I can imagine what's going on, though.

Newsgroup 'uk.sport.football.patio' - Monthly Stats  01-Mar-05

1st Feb 2005 - 28 Feb 2005

Total Posts this period: 4
Total Bytes this period: 120

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Number of posts by Person (3 people posted during this period)

TT  = This Time
-1M = Last Time
-2M = Last Last Time
-3M = Last Last Last Time
AML = Average Message Lines
QP  = Average Message Quoted Percent
PGM = Percentage of Group in Messages
PGB = Percentage of Group in Bytes

TT  -1M -2M -3M Person                     #  AML   QP   PGM   PGB
--- --- --- --- ------                     ---- --- ----- ----- -----
1  1  1  1   Jon da Souza..............  2  6  50.0% 60.8% 63.7%
2  2  2  2   James Cook......... ..... 1  140 25.0% 20.1%  8.7%
3  3  3  3   Gra..........................1 12  25.0%   9.1%    26.6%

-----------------------START SECTION 'SUBJECTS'-----------------------

Number of posts by Subject (200 subjects during this period)

TT  LT  Subject                                     #    PGM    PGB
--- --- -------                                         ---  ------
1   --- I think I may rise from the dead.....  2   4.42%  3.29%
2   --- I am grate at fantusy football           1   3.81%  4.71%
3   --- Portishead                      1   1.2cm    18.6%

-----------------------END SECTION 'NEWSGROUPS'-----------------------

Compare this with the most recent set of stats from our dead
counterparts.


Newsgroup 'uk.sport.football.patio' - Monthly Stats  01-Apr-05

1st Mar 2005 - 31 Mar 2005

Total Posts this period: 675
Total Bytes this period: 120154

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Number of posts by Person 5 people posted during this period)

TT  = This Time
-1M = Last Time
-2M = Last Last Time
-3M = Last Last Last Time
AML = Average Message Lines
QP  = Average Message Quoted Percent
PGM = Percentage of Group in Messages
PGB = Percentage of Group in Bytes

TT  -1M -2M -3M Person                     #  AML   QP   PGM   PGB
--- --- --- --- ------                          ---- --- ----- -----
1  -  -  -     Kullrad...................... 673 400 99.9% 99.9% 99.9%
2  1  1  1   Jon da Souza..............  2  6  0.0%    0.0%  0.0%
3  2  2  2   James Cook......... .....   1  140 0.0% 0.0%  0.0%
4  -  -  -   vladikavkaz................    1  12  0.0% 0.0% 0.0%
5  3  3  3   Gra.......................... 1 6 0.0% 0.1% 0.0%

-----------------------START SECTION 'SUBJECTS'-----------------------

Number of posts by Subject (6 subjects during this period)

TT  LT  Subject                                     #    PGM    PGB
--- --- -------                                         ---  ------
1   ---They're a bunch of cunts................ 600  90.9% 90.9%
2   ---Slayer Rocks!!!111one!!1............... 40     9.1%  9.9%
3   ---Some of us are trying to rest........... 20      0.0%  0.0%
4   ---Being Dead Rocks!11!!one!decay!1!!. 11        0.0%  0.0%
5   ---Right, I'm off.............................. 3       0.0%  0.0%
6   ---ATTN:Vlad................................. 1       0.0%   0.0 %

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For the sake of the dead, Kully must return.

C