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> If you are one of those chaps who knows how to entertain himself I could
> always lend you my car so you can fuck off up North for a while.

I've just had a great idea.

As I believe Ben doesn't drive, we could get Joe to teach him
in Cypher's car with daily reports being posted to the froup.
Now, as Joe doesn't drive either, he'll have to learn but it'll
be worth it to hear Ben's stories of how driving is fundamentally
unfair, the drivers in front have an advantage that he'll never be
able to claw back and how the previous year's model was a far
better and more enjoyable car.

This will go on for hours with Joe retorting that Ben's just a
driving mingmong.  It'll be brilliant.

We can call it "Joe Teaches Ben To Drive In Cypher's Car".


--
Mike