uncontrollable tears by saying news:4a22lpFqti5hU1@individual.net:

> I feel like stomping up and down shouting and banging a large cymbal.
> With a pneuamtic drill.
> 
> Where the fuck is everyone?

Youksef's so quiet. (C) 2006 Jbork.

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Youk-sef's. So. quiet
Youk-sef's. So still.
Ben's all alone
And so mournful until...

He falls in love
Zing boom
Like that would happen
Tish boom
It's Conlan posting
Wow bam

Their posting duties they're all a-shirking
Why the shits are they all lurking?
Has teh Interweb stopped fucking working?

'til another post appears,
It's still so quiet
But soon again
Joe starts another big riot

Up pops his post
One point two
SBL results
Dat zooms
So what's the use
Ben Smith
Of starting a thread?

Youk's oh. So quiet
Youk's oh. So teh ghey
No Gra to speak of
And so wanky until...

World Cup starts here
Sky Jam
the Peter Godfrey Initiative soon to appear
Oh fish al
Summer trolls are swell.
Gee. the gaffer's lit another Cuban
Kullrad's mighty star is brooding,
There's no Moog gravy THIS IS SHIT!!1one

'til the lurkers revolt
It's strangely erotic
And powerful
Enough to start a riot

We post and post
Quite why
We're not quite sure
Arrr-chive
It's our big punt
Youk sef
To normalise the word 'cunt'.

The posts pour in
Cypher's fucked off
but still we'll post post post post post our webs
I A W T W P.

ssshhhhhh...cunts.