My froup is Youksef, my glans is pure.
I'm posting to a newgay, of that I'm sure.
Joe smiled at me on the betcunts thread, he was with another flan.
But I won't lose no jizz on that CAUSE I HACE TEH PLAN!!11good1

Youk's Beautiful, Youk's Beautiful!11butnoFlanahansFlan1one11
Youk's Beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face, and then ejaculated all over it (because it was pretty)
And Greedy G doesn't know what to do, not being a proper poster.

But it's time to face the truth,
I will never leave this froup.

Mikey is blurry. Poleson is wise.
Although his penis is just 1.2 in size.
I ended up united on the best weekend of my life,
Conlan is my Battenburg, and Al Parkes my new wife.

Youk's Beautiful, kullyphobic's Beautiful.
Youk's Beautiful, it's true.
There must be a Poleson, with an otters cock on his face,
Who dreamed that I should post teh ghey acronyms in the froup.

But it's time to face the truth,
I will never leave this froup.


*strums naked mandolin solo*


Youk's Beautiful, Youk's Beautiful.
Youk's Beautiful, it's true!!111FACT: Ben is gay11
There must be a Lobster, and a JdSongs and an Honest Thursday,
And some other rubbishcunt stuff'n'shit.

But it's time to face the truth, ITWTCITD,
I will never leave this froup.

BTN